Tag: Patti
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Contact Sports, Lesbians, and Streaming Services – Thoughts from February 11 to 25, 2024
February 11, 2024 This is a day when I wish I hadn’t decided not to swear in my Thoughts papers. Today is Super Bowl Sunday (insert puke noise here). As usual on this day each year, there were a huge amount of A-holes on the freeway. At work, they had nachos, donuts, and cookies. I…
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Scratchy Throat, Star Wars, and Super 8 Movies – Thoughts from February 8 and 10, 2024
February 8, 2024 I’m sitting in Kaiser waiting for Patti to come out of her appointment for a pain that sounded like a kidney stone pain. While I was here, I got my flu and Covid shots. February 10, 2024 I was about to talk about this on February 8, but Patti finished her appointment…
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Me, Casual Conversations, and My Birth Certificate – Thoughts from January 21 and 27, 2024
January 21, 2024 As someone was talking about watching a football game and getting riled up, I had an existential crisis as I listened. I felt an urge to point out how I could never have a conversation about such a reprehensible sport. I held my tongue, but it made me wonder if I’m ever…
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Meditation, Hypnosis, and Rock Stars – Thoughts from January 14 and 20, 2024
January 14, 2024 I was listening to a meditation today. Why I was listening to it is not what I’m talking about today. Part of it was a positive affirmation to tell yourself. I’ve heard people saying these things before, but I was noticing how the affirmations have no connection to reality. Telling yourself you’re…
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My Toy Store, Meowing Cat, and Broken Mirrors – Thoughts from January 13, 2024
January 13, 2024 My office is slowly but surely looking like a toy store. I bought cubes and shelves to help me display them instead of piling them up in corners. I was questioning why I would have these things if I couldn’t see them. These are probably the last toys I will collect until…
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Tofurkey, Cats, and a Kidney Stone – Thoughts from January 7, 2024
January 7, 2024 We’re already seven days into 2024 and this is my first Thoughts paper of the year. I have many things to talk about, but I just haven’t done it. Christmas and New Year were interesting. Patti and I were going to have tofurkey on Christmas Day but we were too sick. We…
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Thanksgiving Orphans and Thinking Differently from Everyone – Thoughts from November 19 to 28, 2023
November 19, 2023 I found out from Patti that we might be orphans on Thanksgiving. Hopefully, it will keep me from over stuffing myself like I normally do. Except for my last two days off, I’m down in my weight. Holidays have become mainly about eating and drinking more than you normally would. All the…
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Cabinets and Bun Bun – Thoughts from November 11 and 18, 2023
November 11, 2023 Today is 11/11. Need I say more? It would be funny if that was all I said, but I actually have thoughts to write about. I don’t know what they are right now, but I’m sure I will come up with something. My thoughts are happening all day long. I just need…
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Halloween as a Kid and Changing Oil as a Fancy Adult – Thoughts from October 31 and November 3, 2023
October 31, 2023 In honor of Halloween, I’m going to talk non-stop about pickles. It’s the perfect scary snack. They’re green and look like fingers when they’re in a jar. It’s a jar of fingers. People used to make Frankenstein hands out of various sizes of pickles. I’m sure the pickles went to waste. Who…
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Knowing, Accepting, and Pointing Out My Thoughts – Thoughts from October 28 and 30, 2023
October 28, 2023 “I don’t know why I did that.” I have never said this phrase unless I don’t want to admit why I’m doing something. The statement may come out of my mouth, but I always know why I do things. If I trip over something, I know why I tripped. Usually, the answer…
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