Tag: Patti

• Raining Weirdness – Thoughts from October 17 – 23, 2022

  

  October 17, 2022 They rejected my submission about my mom’s last days. It was a bit atheistic so I’ll try my traumas from childhood paper. If they don’t like that, maybe they just don’t like my style. In the time between starting this paragraph and now, I submitted the grade school traumas with a new…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 16, 2024

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  2022, ambiguity, Assessor’s office, atheistic, catch twenty-two, dog breed owners, glasses and rain, grad school traumas, horse owners, horse slaves, I married the right person, indentured servants, insult the reader, learning from failure, living being owned as property, make wees, mastered weirdness, mom, my style, outside world, Patti, pee, pleasure of not knowing, race horses, raining, rejected submission, revulsion to race tracks, screw you, thoughts, traumas from childhood, urinating, weirdness, weirdnesses, wheeze, Wheezer, word count, write to hear myself write, writers, writing, writing is fun

• Restroom Man – Thoughts from October 2 and 15, 2022

  

  October 2, 2022 I’m done stressing about my life. I’m going to be making fun of other people now. Who I’m going to be making fun of, I don’t know yet. It will be people who deserve it. I could make fun of the rich for being so focused on money they neglect everything else…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 9, 2024

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  1997, 2022, allegations, alleged, autobiography, being Jewish, being non-religious, courtesy flush, different person now, disappointed in myself, Hollywood, lack of evidence, lightning, married, Mia Farrow, my favorite stall, non-religious by choice, not healthy, Patti, picking on myself, picking on others, raining, restroom psychic, rethinking, rewriting my thoughts, Southern California, stressing, thoughts, Thoughts papers, thunder, weird words, wonderful words, Woody Allen, writing, writing is rewriting, writing process

• Chinese Fast Food – Thoughts from September 19 to October 1, 2022

  

  September 19, 2022 We’re in Vegas for Patti’s birthday. The suite we’re in doesn’t have a remote to open the curtains this time. We were both very disappointed. How quickly we have become accustomed to the finer things. I’ve taken some good ground creature pictures. Hey Brian, what the hell are “ground creature” pictures? They…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 4, 2024

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  2022, art, auto-complete, automatic flush, automatic toilets, breakfast, BrianCreates.com, caring about others, chicken, Chinese food, comedy routine, context, eating animals, entertainment, fast food, flushing, food touching, ground creature pictures, happy and healthy, headache, healthy and delicious, humor, intends offending, motivating myself, my goals, not famous, Patti, pets, restroom, suite, thoughts, tired, ugly hugging, urinal, Vegas, writing, younger me

• Vegas Hotel – Thoughts from September 14 and 15, 2022

  

  September 14, 2022 Patti is in the middle of trying to watch TV with no power. It’s 10:40 pm, and the power has been out since about 9:00 pm. This is a planned outage, so it hopefully won’t be out until the estimated 5:00 AM time. I showed Patti how to tether her phone with…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 2, 2024

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  2022, bad texting, birthday, cat sitter, cats, cats freaking out, drinking buddies, genuine relationships, groups of friends, hot spot, hotel suite, just sitting on the toilet, lack of cats on vacation, lack of people at home, last cat meal, my pooping is quick, nerd, Patti, people in Vegas, phone flashlight, phone tethering, planned outage, poop, pooping, power outage, sexist, sups, tablet, text, thoughts, Thoughts papers, toilet seats are not for sitting, toxically male, vacations, vegan diet, Vegas, violent, watching TV, wiping my butt, worse behavior, writing, young men

• Anxious Nerd – Thoughts from August 28 to September 8, 2022

  

  August 28, 2022 I think I used to be more of a nerd, but now I’m just a recovering nerd. Reading back on my Thoughts papers tells me how much of a nerd I was. I talked about working on computers and other nerdy technical issues I was dealing with. Today, my nerdiest issues are…

  Brian Kirwan

  December 26, 2023

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  2022, A-hole behavior, A-holes, adult children, anxiety, anxiety medication, anxious adult, anxious child, autism, cartoons, childhood, computers, earliest memory, fantasy, few friends, first grade, grade school, hobby nerd, humorous, I care about other people, I thought I failed kindergarten, internet, issues, junior first, making friends, mortgage and taxes, nerd, nerdy career, nerdy skills, Other People Exist, Patti, reality police, recovering nerd, regular bills, science fiction, stories, stuffed animals, thoughts, Thoughts papers, tickets, toys, traumas

• Staring at Your Phone – Thoughts from August 23 and 25, 2022

  

  August 23, 2022 I just saw a large gentleman wearing black shorts with white socks that went all the way up his legs until they disappeared into his shorts. What is the use of wearing shorts if you’re going to cover up your legs with socks. Besides the fact that it looks completely ridiculous, it…

  Brian Kirwan

  December 21, 2023

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  2022, acting weird in the restroom, autism, autism spectrum, bad habits, bathroom, behavior, black shorts with white socks, can’t walk anymore, cravings, distracting myself, extra wide wheelchair, fixing boards, food conversations, foods, fruits, grandmother, health issues, health problems, healthy food, healthy foods that tastes good, how food tastes, illogical, just sitting in a stall, large and old, large gentleman, long pants, looking at their phones, looks ridiculous, lying, making most of their lives miserable, moments of pleasure, old person like me, Patti, physical problems, Samantha Irby, scowl on his face, sitting in silence, strained steps, talking about food, thoughts, tree branch, trees, unethical, unhealthy behaviors, urinal, vacuuming, vegetables, waddling walk, what they believe is wrong with them, working

• Test Results – Thoughts from July 26 and 28, 2022

  

  July 26, 2022 I really should save this thought until tomorrow, but I had it today so screw you, Tomorrow. It involves the number 27. I think we should declare the age 27 as the early change of life. I got married when I was 27 so that was a definite change for me. Many…

  Brian Kirwan

  November 23, 2023

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  2022, 27, about this test, accepting of emotions, age 27, blood in the stool, celebration, coincidence, commemorate July 27th, computer glasses, crying, died at age 27, doctor, extra pair of glasses, eye doctor, famous people, feces sample, future note, home office, learning, lesson, life events, mail, major life decision, married, movie stars, negative results, new glasses, no written thoughts, Patti, results, rock stars, scientific, stool, sweat and think, sweaty job, tears, test, test results, thoughts, Thoughts papers, trauma, twenty-seven, why, woman, write more, writing

• Sugar Makes Me Fat – Thoughts from July 23, 2022

  

  Today I feel fat. I’ve felt fat because my scale said I was fat. My stomach feels like someone attached a sandbag to the inside of my skin. All of this fat shaming is to say that I need to change my routine on my days off. I’ve said this before and here I am…

  Brian Kirwan

  November 14, 2023

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  “fat”, 2022, cats, change of routine, comfort, compromised health, control myself, days off, eating, enabler, fat shaming, fatness, feeling judged, getting around, habit, happiness, happy, health, hearing, hearing about yourself from others, high sugar items, I feel fat, I’m a mess, ice cream, indecision, judging, new creations, old creations, over-weight, Patti, reading, sugar, talking to myself, thoughts, Thoughts papers, time at home, weight, words, writing

• Morning Routines – Thoughts from July 14 and 16, 2022

  

  July 14, 2022 Patti was having me put in for time off for her birthday in September and she had me going back to work the day after we drive back from Vegas. She does this often. She tells me what days to take off, but doesn’t add a day at the end for me…

  Brian Kirwan

  November 7, 2023

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  2022, aches and pains, addicted, avoiding change, birthday, bloody medical procedures, bodily functions, brushing teeth, bugs crawling, changes, crazy, declining health, eating breakfast, emergency routine, encouraging unhealthy behavior, experimentation, fearing change, grammar checker, handicap, harmful habits, health problems, I must write things down, irregular happenings, itchy, large people, Las Vegas, last minute change, morning routine, obese, Off the Rails of the Crazy Train, Ozzy Osbourne, Patti, people ignoring their health, popping a pimple, realities, relaxation, routine, she told me, shortest morning routine, showering, squeamish, stretching, sugar, surgeries, taking problems seriously, thoughts, unhealthy behaviors, vacation days, vegan meals, Vegas, weight problems, wiping, words, work, zits

• Toilet Paper – Thoughts from July 11 and 13, 2022

  

  July 11, 2022 I don’t know if I’ve talked about this, but I’m an over-wiper. I’m not happy until I see next to nothing on the toilet paper. It makes me wonder if other people even look at the toilet paper after they wipe. I also stand when I wipe. I guess my wiping style…

  Brian Kirwan

  November 2, 2023

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  1991, 2022, admit questions, autobiographical, avoiding health problems, bad habits, bathroom, Beatrix, bucking, butt situation, cat, cats, chiropractors, classes, cranky adults, crusty butt, David Sedaris, deep thinker, deep wiper, diary entries, different backgrounds, different toilet rituals, doctors, experts, freaked out, free the horses, health experts, health nuts, homeopathic remedies, horse riders, horse wranglers, horses, I don’t remember, kids, logical ethics, looking at toilet paper, marriage, nutritionists, over wiper, Patti, Reality Acceptance, remembering, scratching my face, shower, skin scars, stables, swamp butt, sweating, taking advice, talker, techniques, thinker, thoughts, Thoughts papers, toilet, toilet paper, wiper, wiping, writing, yelling