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September 9, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 7

The American dream is a pretty simple concept. You get a job that affords you to buy a house and have a family. It’s a formula that has worked for millions of people. It worked for my parents and their parents and their grandparents (and I could go on … I’m serious … if you…
Brian Kirwan
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September 3, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 6

Kings and queens ruling their royal subjects are the substance of fairy tales. Fairy tales are where they need to stay. I don’t want to turn on my television news and hear about a princess who died because, as far as I’m concerned, they are all dead. The days of having royal weddings and other…
Brian Kirwan
Beavis and Butthead, behavior, being in a scene, belief in god, belief in nothing, ceremonies, Clinton, dinosaurs, elections, fairy tales, freeways, Garth Brooks, Howard Stern, I'm done, inventing god, just drive, kings, not signaling, paying taxes, princess, problems, queens, raising kids, Rosie O'Donnell, royal subjects, Star Wars, stupid people, taking others to court, taxes, taxpayers' money, uncomfortable questions, we like to laugh -
September 2, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 5

Simple doesn’t exist in anything if you examine it long enough, but complex doesn’t have to exist with everything (Logic police alert! Drop the bad sentence and step away from the building!). If you take everything generally and don’t get caught up in too many specifics, life can be more than just bearable. It can…
Brian Kirwan
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August 29, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 4

I’d have the world in the palm of my hand right now if it weren’t so wet. I don’t like wet hands. I never did. Many people have strange neurotic conditions and quirks. I don’t know why anyone would ever consider themselves normal or would want to be normal if it existed. My quirks made…
Brian Kirwan
1997, Barbie, bargain shopper, Dan Quail, Disney, Drew Carey, flowers, food, gossip, hobbies, hobby, jobs, juggling, Lego, low self-esteem, lying, Mickey, mistake, music, nutrition, opinion, pinning flowers, playing house, pool, questioning, questions, ride share, scuba, swimming, toys, wedding, work, writing -
August 25, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 3

Traveling down the road of life, I see a computer sitting on the side of the road. It’s shiny, new, and smells of megabytes. I pick it up and press one key. On the screen appears a single word. I stare at the word a moment and keep walking, leaving the computer on the side…
Brian Kirwan
1970, 1997, 6th grade, birthday, bully, clown college, complaining, composition, computer, computer screen, CSUSB, English, Ewok, family, high school, humor, lazy, make-out, marriage equality, Milli Vanilli, Mr. Rogers, parties, playing music, schoolyard, Star Wars, teachers, teased, thoughts, time, toys, wife -
August 22, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 2

First, let me make something perfectly clear (to steal a phrase from a man who stole the innocence out from under America). This is not a sequel to Thoughts from Life. It is merely a continuance of my thoughts as the title suggests (Okay, the title out-and-out states it). I’m not saying that all sequels…
Brian Kirwan
1976, 1997, 4th grade, 6th grade, adulthood, atheist, behind-the-scenes, cat, cats, devil, dogs, embarassment, eyelash, fantasy, friend, Garfield, humor, Jean-Michel Jarre, Jim Davis, Junior High School, Jurassic Park, kids, Kimberly, little sleep, making of, Mickey Mouse, Nixon, non-religious, not having to sleep, offend, personal brain scheduler, religion, self-centered, stories, Thoughts from Life, tired -
August 20, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 1

I’m not complaining, but I have troublesome hair. I have thick, curly hair. This is fine if you want to be the Greatest American Hero (insert actor’s name here), but not if you want the hair you can run your fingers through. I can, theoretically, run my fingers through my hair, but, the moment I’m…
Brian Kirwan
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Introduction

Thoughts from Life was originally a series I wrote when I was working in an office with little to do. I’ve never been one to sit around and do nothing, so I worked on creative writing projects. It was 1997 and I believe I brought the writings in on a 3.5 inch floppy disk. If…
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