Author: Brian Kirwan
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Thinking About Quest – Thoughts from July 16, 2023

I’ve become the guy who brings down the room by talking about Quest going blind. I can’t really talk about anything else because it’s the only thing on my mind. She just turned thirteen years old and I don’t know if she’s going to make it to fourteen. I tell people her age and they…
Brian Kirwan
2023, backing up data, Blaze, blind cat, cat, cats, cloudiness in her eyes, dad, don’ want her to suffer, following the sound of my voice, hard drives, kittens, mom, NAS, nerdy, nerdy stories, Network Attached Storage, older cat, older pet, Quest, Quest is blind, sadness, Scout, thinking, thinking about Quest, thirteen year old cat, thoughts, writing -
Fantasy, Reality, and the Unreal – Thoughts from July 12 and 15, 2023

July 12, 2023 Listen up, people. I’ve got something to say. Just kidding. If I had something to say, I would just say it. I don’t like it when people introduce what they’re going to say. Patti does this quite often. She says, “I’m going to tell you something, but you have to promise not…
Brian Kirwan
2023, bankruptcy, being rich, blame, blind cat, California, cat, dragons, evil, evil doesn’t exist, Fablehaven, fairies, fantasy creatures, fantasy series, flea medication, I’m going to tell you something, impersonating men, impression of men, living in New York, making decisions, man voice, modern fantasy, my Friday, mythological stories, no heroes or villains, Nora Ephron books, parents, Patti, problems with pooing, Quest, research, rich people problems, snob hill, stress, tears, thoughts, Thoughts papers, tired of crying, trauma, unicorns, water heater leakage, weather, works of fiction, yelling -
Water Damage, Tree Removal, and Video Issues – Thoughts from July 8, 2023

The other day, Patti and I noticed wet spots on our carpet in the den. We had problems with water leaking before, so we knew something was leaking. It’s the only time in my life when I wished it was a cat urinating. I checked the water heater and, sure enough, it was leaking and…
Brian Kirwan
2023, blurring license plates, blurring video, caring about other people, cat, chopped Trees, dashcam, dropping leaves, DVD holder, DVDs, editing video, grounding a stump, I like trees, leaking water heater, mildew, modern encyclopedia, no more tree, no nostalgia for those days, not sleeping all night, Patti, reading user manuals, ruined plumbing, South Park, streaming, suffering for your art, syncing videos, thoughts, tree removal, Video Questions, water damage, working on a film set, YouTube -
Explosive Birthday Aftermath – Thoughts from July 2 and 4, 2023

July 2, 2023 As birthdays go, this is one of the most recent ones. That’s right, I’m the big five three today. Because I exhausted all my vacation time in Jamaica, I couldn’t take today off. I’m at work, but it’s not so bad. My place of work is where people come on their vacations.…
Brian Kirwan
2023, awkward place to sleep, battle cry of hate, battles, birthday, cat poo, Christian Americans, explosions, fighting foreigners, fireworks, fireworks around our house, God doesn’t exist, gross things, hading pets, hate, hateful American crowds, hating non-Americans, illegal fireworks, Jamaica, July 4th, learn their lesson, litter box, loud noises, miserable complainer, old cat, paws slipping, poo, poo in the crevices, pyro, pyrotechnic hate rallies, Quest, racist sexist homophobic and hateful people, scaring pets, scaring the cats, sleeping on the printer, social butterfly, the smell of poo, thoughts, Thoughts papers, towel on the printer, violence -
American Disfunctional Family – Thoughts from June 25 and 30, 2023

June 25, 2023 I’ve been back to work for two days now. I’m still feeling tired, itchy, puffy, and not quite back to normal. The one thing I didn’t miss while on vacation was my difficulty breathing at home. In bed, my office, and while watching TV, I’m surrounded by fur in the form of…
Brian Kirwan
2023, American, black clothes and hair, buck teeth, calling myself fat, cats, difficulty breathing, family, fur, headache, house hunting show, in-ear headphones, itchy, mom, mother, nasty old woman, not typical American, older woman, over-the-ear headphones, overweight and obese people, Patti, permanent scowl, proof, puffy, religion, sit and be quiet, smart phone, spanking, thoughts, throat sinuses and breathing, tired, TV, unhappy family, vacation, wi-fi, young girl, young man, young woman -
Goodbye Jamaica, Hello Miami Airport – Thoughts from June 21 and 22, 2023

June 21, 2023 Our last day here in Jamaica is here. We got up at 7:00 this morning. Tonight, we have to be in bed by 8:00 pm because we have to wake up at 4:00 am tomorrow. We have to have our luggage outside our room by 5:30 am and be out of our…
Brian Kirwan
2023, airport, another peacock, barely avoid hitting other vehicles, chock-a-doodle-doo, cocky son of a chicken, Couples Resorts, Crackers, creatures of Jamaica, Dial 119, dial 911, dial 999, first-class amenities, flight, flying first-class, Jamaica, LAX, laying flat on a plane, luggage, Miami airport, military clock rooster, Mr. and Mrs. Peacock, naked humans, no tan lines, nude beach, on screen peril, packing bags, parrot, parrot friend, passing vehicles, Patti, police motorcycle, rooster, shuttle ride, sleeping on a plane, spreading feathers, tanning, thoughts, tired, traveling, tried to video, vacation, yellow butterflies -
Jamaican Dreams, Crackers, and Endings – Thoughts from June 19 and 20, 2023

June 19, 2023 As I woke up in Jamaica this morning, I remembered two dreams. They seemed like one long dream, but I realized they were two separate dreams. The best titles for them would be Lazy Zombies and Flying Hamster Friend. I wrote them down so I could eventually develop them as stories. Perhaps…
Brian Kirwan
2023, animal friends, anti-fish, big cage, blind in one eye, Bloody Cesar, Bloody Mary, bored birds, breakfast special, Clamato juice, Crackers, diary, dreams, exercising while on vacation, feeling down, fishy dish, flying hamster, glasses, Jamaica, journal, judging eyes, knowing the servers, last full day of vacation, Mad Max character, Mai Tai, memoirs, mohawk, nude beach, omelet, parrot, partiers, Patti, pool volleyball, red necks, resort photographer, stories, story of our life, swimming, thoughts, Thoughts papers, tomato juice, vacation, Vacation Land, zombies -
Our Hermit Crab, Peacock, and Rooster Friends – Thoughts from June 16 to 18, 2023

June 16, 2023 It’s Friday and I think we all know what that means. Usually, it means grocery shopping at home, but today it’s vacation shopping. Patti is looking for a bag for the cat sitter and guardian of our girls while we’re here in paradise. We lost water this morning before we could shower.…
Brian Kirwan
2023, Asian cuisine, birds, black rooster, cat sitter, cats, cats fighting, cock-a-doodle-doo, Competition ruins everything, drinking at the pool bar, earplugs, eye mask, fruit sticks, grocery shopping, hermit crab, last smoking vacation, normal diet, noticing animals, numb butt, paperback book, Patti, peacock, pool, pool lounger, pool volleyball, reading, red feathers, rooster friend, shopping, showering at night, showering in the morning, sleeping, smoking, swimming, thoughts, Thoughts paper, vacation, Vacation Land, vacation problems, vacation shopping, white Kindle, writing -
Operation Jamaican Vacation: The Anniversary Part – Thoughts from June 13 to 15, 2023

June 13, 2023 Day two of operation Jamaican vacation, but it feels like day one. We were too tired to vacation yesterday. I had a dream where I was petting a seal. This was probably from me missing Luna laying on top of me and our daily rubbing exercise. I rub her and she tries…
Brian Kirwan
2023, anniversary, annoying behavior, breakfast, competition, Competition ruins everything, crabs, daily rubbings, drinking beer, human cat dad, humpapa, Jamaica, Jamaican vacation, long pants or shorts, male peacock, missing the cats, music trivia, New Orleans, operation Jamaican vacation, Patti, Patti and Brian, peachicks, peacock kids, peacock mom, peahen, pool volleyball, Queen, Queen songs, quiting smoking, repeaters dinner, school of fish, secluded beach, shallow ocean by the beach, smoking, Southerners, sweating, sweating is my hobby, sweating profusely, swimming, thoughts, Thoughts paper, translucent skin, trash talk, Vacation Destination, vacations without smoking, veggie bar, wedding song, What a Wonderful World -
Jamaica, Here We Come – Thoughts from June 11 and 12, 2023

June 11, 2023 Here we sit in the LAX airport. It’s about 9:30 pm and our flight is at about 11:30 pm. Who is this “we” you speak of? This might be your question if this is your first ever Thoughts paper you’ve read from this Brian guy. Brian is one of the we and…
Brian Kirwan
2023, airport, away from our bags, Beatrix, being tired, boarding groups, boarding the plane, Brian, carry-on, cats, cats are part of my routine, choking on salt, Couples Resorts, Facebook, flight, French fries, fur on our stuff, gaining vacation weight, getting nervous, Italian hot sauce, Jamaica, laptops, LAX airport, Luna, Miami airport, missing my bed, missing the cats, my weight, packing, Patti, Quest, racism sexism and religious fundamentalism, resort restaurants, resorts, routine, Scout, sleeping on planes, Starbucks, suitcases, talking cat, the American South, thoughts, Thoughts paper, too much salt, vacation, vacation meal, vegan and vegerarian options, Willow

