Tag: writing

• Money-Making Schemes and Metaphors – Thoughts from January 29 and 31, 2023

  

  January 29, 2023 I just want to start this Thoughts paper by telling you, the reader, how much I appreciate what you do. I don’t know what you do beyond reading these words, but I appreciate what you’re doing right now. There are many words you could be looking at and you chose mine. It…

  Brian Kirwan

  March 28, 2024

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  2023, 8 millimeter films, a quarter for grocery cart, Aldi, Animal Kingdom Lodge, Brian, Brian’s space movies, digitizing VHS home videos, Disney World, donuts, drinking in Vegas, exaggerating for comic effect, gas station, getting along with my sister, grocery shopping, I don’t lie, I don’t like poetry, I look like a Brian, metaphors, money-making scheme, my sister, my weirdness, news is useless, news on the screen at the pump, not a unique name, nothing is exactly like something else, one version of my name, parking lot, Patti, perfection doesn’t exist, reading, recent death on the news, Star Wars figures, stop motion films, the reader, thoughts, Thoughts paper, vacations, vacations are not good for my health, Vegas, video commentary, words, writing

• Followed by Cats – Thoughts from January 8 to 14, 2023

  

  January 8, 2023 Most things are ending at my work today. There are parades, shows, and events that are having their last performances for the season. Tomorrow will differ from today. We’re back to mainly having only the cranky old timers here. I got to know many new people and they will only rarely be…

  Brian Kirwan

  March 14, 2024

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  2023, accidentally posting, audio, book, breaking the rules, Brian Creates, cats, cats follow me, cats ignoring people, cats on my lap, cats on top of me in bed, cats see me as a big furless cat, clumsy, cranky old timers, didn’t break anything, end of holiday season, Facebook, fake enthusiastic hellos, fellow atheist, ignoring other people, Julie Sweeney, justifying their job, lift on the deck, managers, more money but a joy free life, My Ears, new people, outstanding balance, Patti, Patti fell, personal work on work computers, posting on Facebook, problem people at work, Quest, rain sucks, raining, rules for everyone, SoundCloud, special connection with cats, thoughts, Thoughts from Life, tiny feet, upload songs, work, writing

• Writing My Thoughts Down – Thoughts from December 27, 2022

  

  I’m back at work today and as promised in the brochure at the beginning of this seminar, I’m back to writing my thoughts on my phone. I’m always tempted to say, “write my thoughts down”, but my fancy grammar checker discourages it. We rarely write things on paper anymore so maybe that’s why it’s discouraged…

  Brian Kirwan

  February 27, 2024

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  2022, amplifying moments in life, background of my mind, bad decisions, bitter old person, boredom, brownies, Charlie Manson, Christmas Eve, Christmas party, conversation, cookies, criticizing kids, cynical, do the right thing, families, fun, fun conversation, fun in life, gift exchange game, goofball, grammar checker, habit, ignoring bitter old people, learning, mobile home, nephews, nieces, old people, Patti, persuing interests, raffle, sarcasm, seeking only success, Sister, thoughts, vocabulary, write my thoughts down, writing, young people

• Wrist Rest Under the Keyboard – Thoughts from December 11 to 19, 2022

  

  December 11, 2022 I started writing a skit in my head as I was waking up the other day. The basic premise of it was a guy brought a kid to Bring Your Child to Work Day and his coworker questions whether it is his child. As the dialogue continued in my head, it got…

  Brian Kirwan

  February 20, 2024

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  1999, 2022, absurd, animate, animation, audio recording, Bring a child to work, Bring Your Child to Work Day, cassette tape, distraction, doing stupid things, Ears, Facebook, fun confusion, fun people, goofball, happy life, hello new person routine, keyboards, logic chip, lonely, miserable people, movies, multitasking, my songs, my stuff, new person at work, no time, office, on her mind, Patti, physical object, previously on, relationships, serious people, single people, skit, swipe keyboard, take me too seriously, the incident, thoughts, Thoughts papers, thoughts to schedule, too honest, touch typing, typing with thumbs, visuals, watching movies in sections, wrist rest, wrist rest under the keyboard, writing, wrote in high school, young people

• Bleeding Red – Thoughts from December 7, 2022

  

  On this day back in 1941, Pearl Harbor became a place of infamy. I know regular readers of these Thoughts papers thought they suddenly were reading a historical calendar, but it’s me, Brian. Patti and I have actually been to Pearl Harbor, so it is slightly relevant to me. I mainly mention it because I…

  Brian Kirwan

  February 15, 2024

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  1941, 2022, ashamed, Asian-American citizens, bleeding is a good thing, blood is natural, blue party, Brian, cat parents, cats scratch, color wheel, creating new words, Democrats, dislike color red, five cats, heart shapes, I’m a scratching post, loving your cats, make up words, misspelling, panicking, Patti, Pearl Harbor, positive current, proud of my scars, racism, racisming, racist attacks, red blood, red emergency lights, red party, red text in bible, red wire, remembering history, Republicans, scars, spell checker, stupid around sharp objects, thoughts, Thoughts papers, writing

• Five Cats – Thoughts from December 5 and 6, 2022

  

  December 5, 2022 I was telling a group made up of women and one man about our five cats we have right now. The man wasn’t really interested in hearing about cats, but the rest of the group overruled him. I’ve never been told by a female listener that they don’t want to hear about…

  Brian Kirwan

  February 13, 2024

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  2022, angry tirade, boring stories, box of rocks, cat stories, cats, caution tape, Charlie Manson, daughter, dog stories, dogs, dull stories, five cats, good person, Harley Davison, headache, I feel crappy, illogical behavior, local Charlie Manson, loud motorcycle, mobile home park, natural light, not my usual cheerful self, notice on window, outlet for frustration, Patti, police cars, power outage, religious person, thinking thoughts I never say, thoughts, Thoughts papers, tired, walking through the wrong door, waxing poetic, witty banter, writing

• Thanksgiving – Thoughts from November 21 and 27, 2022

  

  November 21, 2022 I’m listening to Jenny Lawson’s book Broken and have listened to others by her. Like me, she has anxiety issues and thinks weird thoughts. I’m enjoying it. It turns out I enjoy hearing other people’s weird thoughts as much as writing my own. I like people I can relate to. I can’t…

  Brian Kirwan

  February 1, 2024

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  2022, addicted, addictions, America, anxiety issues, arguments, arguments with relatives, author, being a sidekick, belief, book, Broken, celebrate my flaws, Competition ruins everything, debt, demeaning, disagreement, discriminatory practices, equal partner, flaws are relatable, forgiving student loan debt, future consequences, help young people, Jenny Lawson, literary works, non-smoking, normalized discrimination, older people, other points of view, Patti, pleasant conversations, political leanings, privilege, promise of money, removing personality, resources, smoking, Thanksgiving, the addict I love, thoughts, weird thoughts, word choice, writing, youngsters

• Beatniks – Thoughts from November 19 and 20, 2022

  

  November 19, 2022 I started publishing my Thoughts from Life papers on November 1st. Originally, I was going to publish them once a week, but decided to bump it up to two times on Tuesday and Thursday. I, of course, got the domain name for thoughtsfromlife.com first. It’s what I do. I scheduled them into…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 30, 2024

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  1996, 2022, 50s, audio recording, Beat My Necks sketch, beatnik, Beatrix, belief, beliefs are bad, beliefs are bad for your health, cat centipede, cats, cats in bed with me, comic genius, feedback, gain weight on days off, gaining weight, going to church tired, humor, illogical, interpretations of reality, knowledge is good, laughing, Lifetime Achievement Award for Denial of All Realities, line?, losing weight, Luna, not a group joiner, old documents, old hard drive, others interpreting reality, Patti, podcast, publishing, realities, scale makes fun of me, Scout, seperating myself from others, skipping church, sleepy, smelling buts, The Human Centipede, thoughts, Thoughts from Life, Thoughts papers, thoughtsfromlife.com, video recording, Willow, WordPress ad, writing, writing community, YouTube

• Raining Weirdness – Thoughts from October 17 – 23, 2022

  

  October 17, 2022 They rejected my submission about my mom’s last days. It was a bit atheistic so I’ll try my traumas from childhood paper. If they don’t like that, maybe they just don’t like my style. In the time between starting this paragraph and now, I submitted the grade school traumas with a new…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 16, 2024

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  2022, ambiguity, Assessor’s office, atheistic, catch twenty-two, dog breed owners, glasses and rain, grad school traumas, horse owners, horse slaves, I married the right person, indentured servants, insult the reader, learning from failure, living being owned as property, make wees, mastered weirdness, mom, my style, outside world, Patti, pee, pleasure of not knowing, race horses, raining, rejected submission, revulsion to race tracks, screw you, thoughts, traumas from childhood, urinating, weirdness, weirdnesses, wheeze, Wheezer, word count, write to hear myself write, writers, writing, writing is fun

• Women and Men Walking – Thoughts from October 16, 2022

  

  I was driving into work on the freeway and I saw a large white truck with a flag sticking up in the back of it. From a history of seeing flags sticking up in the back of trucks, I know they write nothing pleasant or encouraging on the flags. Sure enough, they inscribed the words…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 11, 2024

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  2022, bacon, Biden, caring about other people, dealing with death, Democrats, driving, emotions under control, existence, flying arms, freeway, hateful flag, hateful packs, hateful people, hateful person, hateful phrase, heart attack, horrible people, jerky people, keep me from hating, large white truck with a flag, loud noises, MAGA hat, men are boring to watch, men don’t move upper body, men walking, mom, mom’s death, money, not all men, not all women, outlet, Republicans, sadness, thoughts, Trump, unpleasant words, value their beliefs, women are more interesting than men, women walking, writing