Tag: vegetables

• The Force, IKEA, and Target – Thoughts from May 4, 2024

  

  The force isn’t a real thing, but May the Fourth is. Star Wars nerds unite on this day to celebrate what’s wrong with the movies and television shows they love. I collect Star Wars things, but I’m not obsessive about it. This is just a day that I point out on the Nerd Mouse calendar…

  Brian Kirwan

  February 25, 2025

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  1862, 2024, art aficionado, artwork, Cinco de Mayo, containers, corn cob holders, discontinued items, drinking alcohol, garlic press, grocery items, IKEA, inexpensive stuff, May the fourth be with you, Nerd Mouse calendar, NerdMouse.com, nerds, off the shelves, Patti, plant balls, saving lives, Star Wars, store map, swallowable swords, Swedish cookies, Swedish meatballs, Target, tequila, thoughts, vegetables, veggie balls, wall hanging animal butts

• Tofurkey, Cats, and a Kidney Stone – Thoughts from January 7, 2024

  

  January 7, 2024 We’re already seven days into 2024 and this is my first Thoughts paper of the year. I have many things to talk about, but I just haven’t done it. Christmas and New Year were interesting. Patti and I were going to have tofurkey on Christmas Day but we were too sick. We…

  Brian Kirwan

  November 5, 2024

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  2023, 2024, Amazon, Beatrix, blotches of crap, cats, Christmas, drink more water, expensive cat food, gift card, grammar checker, kidney stone, lion’s mane for cats, litter box, Luna, new cat food, New Year, New Year’s Day, organizing office, organizing toys, Patti, plastic shelves, Scout, squirty poops, stackable cubes, the love cat, thoughts, Thoughts paper, tofurkey, toilet, vegan, vegetables, Willow

• Cowboy Hats – Thoughts from September 10, 2022

  

  I saw someone working with a cowboy hat on today and I wanted to punch him in the face. While I would never actually punch someone in the face, it got me thinking about things people could wear that would let me know we could never be friends. I’m not talking about people who are…

  Brian Kirwan

  December 28, 2023

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  15151, 2022, ad for religion, advertisements on their clothes, arguing, beliefs, boring conversation, characters, clothes, cowboy hat, don’t judge a book by its cover, fancy clothes, fictional information, food, food is plentiful, food texture, gross food, hats, illogical clothes, inappropriate clothes, inner thoughts, king of the universe, knowing, less picky with age, mileage number, nerdy conversation, no go, nutritional value, picky eaters, piercings, privileged life, reality, regular clothes, religious clothing, responsibilities, seafood, slimy food, sweeping declarations, tattoos, the author, thoughts, unnaturally colored hair, unnecessary information, vegetables, wearing costumes, wearing hats inside, wearing too little, wearing too much, working to be incharge

• Staring at Your Phone – Thoughts from August 23 and 25, 2022

  

  August 23, 2022 I just saw a large gentleman wearing black shorts with white socks that went all the way up his legs until they disappeared into his shorts. What is the use of wearing shorts if you’re going to cover up your legs with socks. Besides the fact that it looks completely ridiculous, it…

  Brian Kirwan

  December 21, 2023

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  2022, acting weird in the restroom, autism, autism spectrum, bad habits, bathroom, behavior, black shorts with white socks, can’t walk anymore, cravings, distracting myself, extra wide wheelchair, fixing boards, food conversations, foods, fruits, grandmother, health issues, health problems, healthy food, healthy foods that tastes good, how food tastes, illogical, just sitting in a stall, large and old, large gentleman, long pants, looking at their phones, looks ridiculous, lying, making most of their lives miserable, moments of pleasure, old person like me, Patti, physical problems, Samantha Irby, scowl on his face, sitting in silence, strained steps, talking about food, thoughts, tree branch, trees, unethical, unhealthy behaviors, urinal, vacuuming, vegetables, waddling walk, what they believe is wrong with them, working

• Covid-19 – Thoughts from May 30 and June 23, 2022

  

  May 30, 2022 Today started out crappy. I got a negative comment about the book The New Jim Crow about how racism has changed since the days of Jim Crow laws, but it still exists. The comment simply said, “ridiculous.” It was from an older man with Air Force on his baseball cap. Originally, I…

  Brian Kirwan

  October 24, 2023

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  200 pounds, 2020, 2021, 2022, ads, Aire Force, anger, attractive, bad behavior, baseball cap, blocking people, book, boost post, bratty celebrity, Brian Creates, cheating foods, COVID tests, Covid-19, creating, dozen donuts, eating, giving up, grocery shopping, hate, health, idiots, ignorance, Memorial Day, my behavior, negative comment, no political or social commentary ads, not my normal diet, not wearing my mask, pat the consequences, Patti, racism, Reality Acceptance, reality denial, regular breakfast, regular vegan diet, rejected post, sad songs playlist, San Francisco, sugar, symptoms, tested negative, The New Jim Crow, thoughts, Thoughts papers, throw out unhealthy food, vacation, vegan, vegetables, wish me skill