Tag: Star Wars
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The Force, IKEA, and Target – Thoughts from May 4, 2024

The force isn’t a real thing, but May the Fourth is. Star Wars nerds unite on this day to celebrate what’s wrong with the movies and television shows they love. I collect Star Wars things, but I’m not obsessive about it. This is just a day that I point out on the Nerd Mouse calendar…
Brian Kirwan
1862, 2024, art aficionado, artwork, Cinco de Mayo, containers, corn cob holders, discontinued items, drinking alcohol, garlic press, grocery items, IKEA, inexpensive stuff, May the fourth be with you, Nerd Mouse calendar, NerdMouse.com, nerds, off the shelves, Patti, plant balls, saving lives, Star Wars, store map, swallowable swords, Swedish cookies, Swedish meatballs, Target, tequila, thoughts, vegetables, veggie balls, wall hanging animal butts -
Scratchy Throat, Star Wars, and Super 8 Movies – Thoughts from February 8 and 10, 2024

February 8, 2024 I’m sitting in Kaiser waiting for Patti to come out of her appointment for a pain that sounded like a kidney stone pain. While I was here, I got my flu and Covid shots. February 10, 2024 I was about to talk about this on February 8, but Patti finished her appointment…
Brian Kirwan
2001: A Space Odyssey, 2024, 5-25-77, box of toys, Covid shot, doctors’ offices, eyes watering, flu shot, gagging, Google, grocery shopping, Kaiser, kidney pain, long cotton swabs, movie, nerds, Patti, phenomenon, picture of the back of my throat, Return of the Jedi, scraping tonsil stones, scratchy throat, shower curtain liner, space fantasy, sparkler on a fishing line, Star Wars, Star Wars in theaters, Star Wars toys, Super 8 movies, The Empire Strikes Back, thoughts, tonsil removal kit, tonsil stones, toy Millennium Falcon, VHS -
My Toy Store, Meowing Cat, and Broken Mirrors – Thoughts from January 13, 2024

January 13, 2024 My office is slowly but surely looking like a toy store. I bought cubes and shelves to help me display them instead of piling them up in corners. I was questioning why I would have these things if I couldn’t see them. These are probably the last toys I will collect until…
Brian Kirwan
2024, being a collector, breaking mirrors, cat, cat food, cats, Disney, displaying toys, figurines, full voice meow, giant mirrors, good credit score, healthy cat food, low interest loan, Luna, meowing, my office, my toy store, my toys, Nightmare Before Christmas, old superstitions, organizing my finances, organizing my life, Patti, pay off credit cards, purchased at a discount, random crap, squirty poops, Star Wars, superstitious neighbors, thoughts, Thoughts paper, too much stuff, trash bag full of stuffed animals -
Space Alien – Thoughts from May 3 and 4, 2033

May 3, 2022 I’m listening to a book that is an oral history of The Next Generation and subsequent Star Trek shows. They talked about Deep Space 9 which I never watched. Hearing a description of the show, I don’t think I’ll ever watch it. They talked about spirituality being a part of it, which…
Brian Kirwan
2022, alien race, anti-science, bad health, behavior, can’t ignore it, communication, compatible, cravings, dad, Deep Space 9, donuts, fantasy, fantasy genre, fear of death, first dead body I saw, free will, funeral, future, Gene Roddenberry, genetics, health problems, healthier snacks, healthy, ignore others, ignoring reality, life support, limitless magic, magic, magical, Margaret Thatcher, May the fourth be with you, mom, muffins, mysterious powers, NerdMouse.com, nerds, nutrition, nuts without salt, open casket, painful death, pointing out what is wrong, pro-science, reality denial, religion, religious logic, salted nuts, science fiction, scientific method, self-centered people, space fantasy, speculative science, spiritual, spirituality, Star Trek, Star Wars, the force, The Next Generation, thoughts, unimaginative, water, weight loss, without religion, young man -
Brian Explains Toys – Thoughts from December 25, 2010

Brian Explains: Toys This Christmas time, I thought I would talk about an important issue we must examine this time of year. It is an issue affecting us all when we reach a certain age. Are we children, teenagers, young adults, or the dreaded adult? We are walking around thinking fun-filled, happy toy thoughts and…
Brian Kirwan
action figures, adulting, Barbie, Barbie car, Barbie house, bills, birthday, boring toys, boys, build furniture, changing, child, childhood, children, Christmas, computer, crabby, crabby teenagers, cranky adults, create badly, create fashions, creative, creative adult, creative child, creativity, dollhouses, Ewok vehicle, Ewok village, forgotten memory, games, girls, grow up, junior high, Ken, kids, last toys birthday, Lego, parents, soap opera, Star Wars, teenagers, thoughts, toy, toy boxes, toy store, toyless, toys, Toys-R-Us, wife -
September 3, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 6

Kings and queens ruling their royal subjects are the substance of fairy tales. Fairy tales are where they need to stay. I don’t want to turn on my television news and hear about a princess who died because, as far as I’m concerned, they are all dead. The days of having royal weddings and other…
Brian Kirwan
Beavis and Butthead, behavior, being in a scene, belief in god, belief in nothing, ceremonies, Clinton, dinosaurs, elections, fairy tales, freeways, Garth Brooks, Howard Stern, I'm done, inventing god, just drive, kings, not signaling, paying taxes, princess, problems, queens, raising kids, Rosie O'Donnell, royal subjects, Star Wars, stupid people, taking others to court, taxes, taxpayers' money, uncomfortable questions, we like to laugh -
August 25, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 3

Traveling down the road of life, I see a computer sitting on the side of the road. It’s shiny, new, and smells of megabytes. I pick it up and press one key. On the screen appears a single word. I stare at the word a moment and keep walking, leaving the computer on the side…
Brian Kirwan
1970, 1997, 6th grade, birthday, bully, clown college, complaining, composition, computer, computer screen, CSUSB, English, Ewok, family, high school, humor, lazy, make-out, marriage equality, Milli Vanilli, Mr. Rogers, parties, playing music, schoolyard, Star Wars, teachers, teased, thoughts, time, toys, wife

