Tag: Southern California

• Not Talking, Testing Beds, and Collecting Figures – Thoughts from June 3, 2025

  

  The day after my surgery, I thought it would be a good idea to look at beds. I did some research on beds online, but I wanted to feel them in person. Our old mattress was getting painful to sleep on. It was only slightly better than sleeping on the floor. All the mattresses I…

  Brian Kirwan

  February 3, 2026

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  2012, 2025, action figures, anime, anime series, back to work, bed shopping, California King mattress, collecting, early shy years, fellow shy people, firm beds, firm mattress, Funko, lifting a piano, mattress delivery, mattress manufacturers, mattress store, mattresses, Memorial Day, Memorial Day sale, My Hero Academia, not talking, Patti, piano in the house, plush beds, plush mattress, salesperson, sleeping on my side, Southern California, stopping myself from talking, surgery, testing mattresses, thoughts, throat surgery, using my phone to talk, wanting to say more

• Hot Toilets, Disturbing Noises, and Boring Conversations – Thoughts from June 11 and 12, 2024

  

  June 11, 2024 Let’s begin this thing you’re reading with a fascinating story involving a hot restroom toilet bowl. I was in a restroom at work and sitting down. My pants were not down around my ankles because that’s not where I keep my pants when I’m on the toilet. The top of my pants…

  Brian Kirwan

  April 29, 2025

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  2024, all or nothing, boring stories, cellophane noise, changing my mind, chill pill, courtesy flush, crappy stories, expressing the thoughts of others, flushing, Google, humor, inherently negative attitude, Leaf sculpture!, nails on a chalkboard, no middle ground, Patti, political conversations, regular courteous self, restroom toilet, retirement, set in your thinking, sitting on the toilet, Southern California, sports talk, staying overnight, steaming coming out of the toilet, surrounded by people talking, taking note, talking about death, talking about food and drinks, thinking for yourself, thoughts, toilet bowl, video on the toilet, water heating my butt, wedding anniversary, weirdly impressive, work stories, wrapping something in cellophane

• Restroom Man – Thoughts from October 2 and 15, 2022

  

  October 2, 2022 I’m done stressing about my life. I’m going to be making fun of other people now. Who I’m going to be making fun of, I don’t know yet. It will be people who deserve it. I could make fun of the rich for being so focused on money they neglect everything else…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 9, 2024

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  1997, 2022, allegations, alleged, autobiography, being Jewish, being non-religious, courtesy flush, different person now, disappointed in myself, Hollywood, lack of evidence, lightning, married, Mia Farrow, my favorite stall, non-religious by choice, not healthy, Patti, picking on myself, picking on others, raining, restroom psychic, rethinking, rewriting my thoughts, Southern California, stressing, thoughts, Thoughts papers, thunder, weird words, wonderful words, Woody Allen, writing, writing is rewriting, writing process