Tag: restroom

• Chinese Fast Food – Thoughts from September 19 to October 1, 2022

  

  September 19, 2022 We’re in Vegas for Patti’s birthday. The suite we’re in doesn’t have a remote to open the curtains this time. We were both very disappointed. How quickly we have become accustomed to the finer things. I’ve taken some good ground creature pictures. Hey Brian, what the hell are “ground creature” pictures? They…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 4, 2024

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• Men’s Restrooms – Thoughts from August 2 and 3, 2022

  

  August 2, 2022 As I was driving to work today, I saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said, “Dirty Hands Clean Money.” For the longest time, I could only read the first three words. I did not know what the last word could be. The one thing I thought of was “Heart.” I…

  Brian Kirwan

  November 30, 2023

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• Negative Entertainment – Thoughts from March 21 and 27, 2022

  

  March 21, 2022 If you think I’m going to be honest in these Thoughts papers, you must know me or am me. I don’t have an off switch to my honesty. The only difference between me and my overly honest grandma is I don’t consider my opinions as honest assessments of anything. My opinions are…

  Brian Kirwan

  September 14, 2023

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• Pooping on the Super Bowl – Thoughts from February 12 and 13, 2022

  

  February 12, 2022 Well, it’s been a while since I wrote about my thoughts from life. I have been listening to my old Thoughts papers starting as early as 1991. What the hell! To say it’s weird does not encompass how weird I’ve been throughout my life. So many ups and sooooooooo many downs. It’s…

  Brian Kirwan

  August 22, 2023

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• Brian Explains Fear and Complaining – Thoughts from October 29 and November 5, 2010

  

  October 29, 2010 Brian Explains:  Fear Fears, fears, I just can’t get enough fears. I also can’t decide which fear I like best. It is as if I am choosing an accessory for my personality. Which color goes best with self doubt? This Halloween time, I thought I would examine fears. When you talk about…

  Brian Kirwan

  July 4, 2023

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• Thoughts from September 5, 2001

  

  Well, I wrote to Victor Navone regarding Alien Song the other day, and he actually wrote me back. He basically said, if my work is strong enough, anything is possible. Even with my lack of experience in the animation world, I can make it. I am continuing every night to work on Alien Concept. I…

  Brian Kirwan

  March 2, 2023

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