Tag: poop

• Vegas Hotel – Thoughts from September 14 and 15, 2022

  

  September 14, 2022 Patti is in the middle of trying to watch TV with no power. It’s 10:40 pm, and the power has been out since about 9:00 pm. This is a planned outage, so it hopefully won’t be out until the estimated 5:00 AM time. I showed Patti how to tether her phone with…

  Brian Kirwan

  January 2, 2024

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  2022, bad texting, birthday, cat sitter, cats, cats freaking out, drinking buddies, genuine relationships, groups of friends, hot spot, hotel suite, just sitting on the toilet, lack of cats on vacation, lack of people at home, last cat meal, my pooping is quick, nerd, Patti, people in Vegas, phone flashlight, phone tethering, planned outage, poop, pooping, power outage, sexist, sups, tablet, text, thoughts, Thoughts papers, toilet seats are not for sitting, toxically male, vacations, vegan diet, Vegas, violent, watching TV, wiping my butt, worse behavior, writing, young men

• Pooping Cat – Thoughts from March 13 and 20, 2022

  

  March 13, 2022 Today, I have an adorable story about Beatrix. She is the smallest of Scout’s kittens even though they’re not kittens anymore. I was on the toilet and she was in front of me in one of the litter boxes. She was facing away from me and scratching out a good spot to…

  Brian Kirwan

  September 12, 2023

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  15-year party, 2022, Beatrix, Ben and Jerry, cats, fill the hole, future note, gaining weight, kittens, lack of sleep, litter box, losing weight, loudness, meow, mixed nuts, my weight, old couch, pooing, poop, Scout, scratching, sleepy tapestry of my day, small poo, sneeze, sneeze-fest, squishy comfort, squishy couch, squishy couch conspiracy, stemed vegetables, sucky time change, thoughts, Thoughts paper, time change, tired, toilet, too squishy, watching shows

• Restroom Stall Weirdness – Thoughts from February 23 and 27, 2022

  

  February 23, 2022 Before I left the house today, I looked up a sad song playlist. I found one and was listening to it on my way to work. Why did I want a sad song playlist? It started when something I was listening to put me in mind of the song “Don’t Cry Out…

  Brian Kirwan

  August 31, 2023

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  2022, abnormality, aggressive honesty, angry comedians, autobiography, breakdowns, cat tattoo, cats, cleaned out closet, cluttered life, comedians, comedy, crusty butt, curtesy flush, Don’t Cry Out Loud, frusration humor, John Waters, laughing at life, laughs, my book, normal life, not manly, old skin, peeing while sitting, playing a video while on toilet, playlist, poop, Reality Acceptance, reality acceptor, reality denier, restroom stall, sad song playlist, sad songs, slipping on a banana peel, thoughts, toilet, unique, untapped humor, weirdness, weirdo