Tag: family
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American Disfunctional Family – Thoughts from June 25 and 30, 2023

June 25, 2023 I’ve been back to work for two days now. I’m still feeling tired, itchy, puffy, and not quite back to normal. The one thing I didn’t miss while on vacation was my difficulty breathing at home. In bed, my office, and while watching TV, I’m surrounded by fur in the form of…
Brian Kirwan
2023, American, black clothes and hair, buck teeth, calling myself fat, cats, difficulty breathing, family, fur, headache, house hunting show, in-ear headphones, itchy, mom, mother, nasty old woman, not typical American, older woman, over-the-ear headphones, overweight and obese people, Patti, permanent scowl, proof, puffy, religion, sit and be quiet, smart phone, spanking, thoughts, throat sinuses and breathing, tired, TV, unhappy family, vacation, wi-fi, young girl, young man, young woman -
Christmas Games – Thoughts from December 20 and 21, 2022

December 20, 2022 Patti came to work with me today. On the way, we talked the whole time. Sometimes we put on a podcast and listen to that, but we were both Chatty Cathies and never really listened to anything but each other. It’s good to know that after 25 years of marriage we can…
Brian Kirwan
2022, 25 years of marriage, accusing me of yelling, AI used in art, alliteration, artificial intelligence, banned, Charlie Manson, Christmas, Christmas Eave, Christmas games, competitive games, creativity, experimenting with swearing, family, five female felines, fuzzy pictures, games, get to know our neighbors, great listener, high school humor papers, hitting on girls, house boarded up, loud vehicles, memory for visual things, music band, my last day, Napster, new people, no memory, no recall, party, party games, Patti, pleasant trip, predictive messages, predictive text, presents, purse, sampling, sex in a bar, stories, stupid is the new normal, swearing, talking in the car, technology, The Papers, thoughts, weird wordplay, wife, yelling -
Thoughts from 1993

As the title suggests, these are all my Thoughts papers from 1993. Yes, there are only two of them. There’s plenty of 22 to 23-year-old angst to go around, though. February 27, 1993 Hello and welcome back to the show that gives the most and takes the least. I’m becoming a better comedian in private…
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August 25, 1997 – Thoughts from Life 3

Traveling down the road of life, I see a computer sitting on the side of the road. It’s shiny, new, and smells of megabytes. I pick it up and press one key. On the screen appears a single word. I stare at the word a moment and keep walking, leaving the computer on the side…
Brian Kirwan
1970, 1997, 6th grade, birthday, bully, clown college, complaining, composition, computer, computer screen, CSUSB, English, Ewok, family, high school, humor, lazy, make-out, marriage equality, Milli Vanilli, Mr. Rogers, parties, playing music, schoolyard, Star Wars, teachers, teased, thoughts, time, toys, wife

