Women and Men Walking – Thoughts from October 16, 2022

I was driving into work on the freeway and I saw a large white truck with a flag sticking up in the back of it. From a history of seeing flags sticking up in the back of trucks, I know they write nothing pleasant or encouraging on the flags. Sure enough, they inscribed the words “F*ck Biden” on the flapping flag. My first thoughts were using my Existence Ray to zap the driver and the truck out of existence, but I remembered it doesn’t exist. My next thoughts all involved wishing horrible things to happen to the truck. Finally, I accepted the truck’s existence and thought about who would have such a flag. “College educated” entered my mind, and I had a laugh. I knew they were horrible people. My only hope was it was one lonely, hateful person driving around trying to find other hateful friends. Unfortunately, A-holes travel in hateful packs. As you can tell, I never saw the driver, but my hate-detector suspects he was a young man, wearing a MAGA hat or the equivalent, and speeding his way toward his first heart attack because doctors are lying to us about how unhealthy bacon is. (Future note: If you don’t know what MAGA is, consider your life better without the knowledge. It’s a hateful phrase from a hateful person.)

In this next paragraph, I will break down the flag itself. He could have gone with “Screw Biden”, but that wasn’t inappropriate enough to express his true disdain for everyone. I don’t watch the news so I don’t know why Republicans are angry at Biden right now. Whatever it is, I’m sure has something to do with the money they believe he has taken from them. The other part is openly hating on the President. I don’t recall seeing any “F*ck Trump” flags or stickers when he was the President. I guess caring about other people goes against the philosophy of Democrats. The flag represents the unwarranted anger of sexist, racist, homophonic, and hateful people everywhere. (Future note: The reason you didn’t see as many hateful messages about Trump is because anyone who would defend him has proven they value their beliefs over caring about other people. Hateful people are capable of doing anything. You’re simply asking for them to vandalize your vehicle.)

Women walk differently than men. Since I’ve noticed this, I have seen no men walking so I don’t have a comparison in front of me. Okay, I just saw two men walking. The men are stiff and don’t move their upper body much. Women’s arms fly all over the place and they sway from left to right more than men (#notallwomen #notallmen). The bigger the person, the more exaggerated the movement. A lighter person will be lighter on their feet. Short people will walk differently than tall people. A woman is walking with her purse in one hand and her other hand is doing twice the work. It is flying up and to the side at almost a 90% angle. If she was in the water, she would be swimming in a circle. Watching women walk is much more interesting than men. Men, as usual, are boring to watch.

I sent out the story of my mom’s last days. I added a piece at the end how writing helps me deal with her death by being able to find some humor in the sadness. Writing about life helps me deal with life. I just don’t know if anyone else uses writing like I do. I have conversations in my head about my experiences in life that I would lose if I didn’t write about them. Writing about things that disturb me such as loud noises and jerky people keep me from hating the noises and the people. My emotions keep under control because I have this outlet.