Chinese Fast Food – Thoughts from September 19 to October 1, 2022

September 19, 2022

We’re in Vegas for Patti’s birthday. The suite we’re in doesn’t have a remote to open the curtains this time. We were both very disappointed. How quickly we have become accustomed to the finer things. I’ve taken some good ground creature pictures. Hey Brian, what the hell are “ground creature” pictures? They are pictures of things (usually on the ground) that I take pictures of because I see creatures in them. I have several examples of them on the BrianCreates.com website under “Art.”

We were too late for a proper breakfast in Vegas (perhaps because it was 2:00 pm) so we had Chinese food. It was painful watching Patti separate each grain of rice from the others. That’s a joke for Patti because she doesn’t like her food to touch. She’s not actually that obsessive, but give her time.

We ate dinner about 7:00 pm. I had chicken that I’ll be picking out of my teeth for the next week. I’m not saying it wasn’t good, but I’m also not saying it was great. It was typical fast food Chinese food. My stomach was full when I finished eating. Of course, my stomach is mostly full when I’m in Vegas.

September 27, 2022

We should never feel satisfied with humanity until all humans are happy and healthy. This means every human cares about every other human. This caring for other humans would lead naturally into caring for other animals. Killing and eating other animals is antithetical to our health and happiness. If we thought of all animals as our fellow creatures like we do our pets, we wouldn’t think about eating them. Meat would definitely not be the main dish it is today. Everything we eat would be healthy and taste delicious.

October 1, 2022

I dislike automatic toilets. What is automatic for other people is not automatic for me. In my years of restrooming and hearing about other people’s restroom activities, I realize I don’t restroom the same as most other people. Whether I’m standing at a urinal or sitting on a toilet is not enough of a sign of what I’m actually doing. The most annoying automatic toilets have timers deciding when it’s time to flush. When I’m sitting, they don’t flush as soon as I want to flush. When I’m standing, they flush too soon before I’m finished. Sometimes, they flush before I’ve even started. I know I’m not normal. I don’t need a toilet pointing it out to me.

Ugly hugging happens when two people hug, but neither participant commits to it. The only reason I typed this sentence is because I was scratching something off my phone screen and “ugly hugging” appeared. It’s like rolling the dice with auto-complete. I tried it again and “intends offending” came up. I may have found my new favorite game. Flush peeled encore ceramic results in high bush. This is the sentence you get if you keep going. I think I’m tired of this game.

I’m tired, I have a headache, and I can’t think of a third thing because of the first two things. There are shifts coming up that are at 6:00 am and 6:30 am. This is part of the reason I’m feeling as I do. I had a 2:00 pm shift today. That’s the earliest shift I’ve had for many many years. To get to work at 6:00 am on my regular schedule, I should get up at 1:00 am. I’m getting a bigger headache just writing about this so I’ll stop.

I’m having a hard time motivating myself these days. My goals don’t line up with my current life. I keep finding writings from my past. Each one is a gem of humor and finding out about younger me. I know other people could find entertainment in these writings, but I don’t know how to get them in front of people. I could put some of them out as comedy routines, but others need context to understand. These writings would be gold if I was famous, but I’m not so they need context.